When asked what management and labor needed to end the current NFL lockout, Brett Favre answered emphatically: “They need rhinestones and fontaines.  A pair of Pioneer subwoofers.  And a bucket of shame worms.  Like a heaping bucket.”  The future hall-of-famer refused to elaborate or explain his comments, as he is wont to do.  Normally, a team of Favre experts would be busily translating his response, but–like their elusive and mercurial subject–most have retired.