Apologies for my .5 megapixel camera. Much like the daguerrotype cameras of olde, one must hold it steadily for approx. 30 seconds. And even then, most of the pictures are blurry.
Pierogi races at PNC Park.
My friend Dave bought me this hat in Qatar.
Aziz Ansari on his “Dangerously Delicious” tour. Carnegie Music Hall in Homestead.
Aziz Ansari introduces Pittsburgh to an obscene new dance called “The Honey Bucket.”
Aziz Ansari preemptively heckles a heckler, which results in more heckling.
The view from my hotel room in Brooklyn.
Bookcourt in Brooklyn.
Devan Goldstein reading at the Morgan Conservatory in Cleveland.
Pedro Ponce reading at the Morgan Conservatory.
At the Carnegie Museum of Art during Chatham’s residency. I actually found inspiration for a story during my visit this time around.
From Scarlett Knob Campground. I hope this poor animal didn’t have that grimace on its face when it was alive.
My sister cooked this for me during my visit to her place in DC.
I’ll find it someday.
Dachshunds were bred by the Germans to hunt badgers. Miniature dachshunds were bred to hunt miniature badgers.
Made Hollywood money this summer, helped put Pittsburgh back on the map.
Robert Yune 
No Magnus Rex pictures of you and Christian Bale?